SGA 4x13 QUARANTINE

[bearock2]

put your links here first....


to help pass the next 7-8 hours till post:


Blonde on a Plane

On a plane bound for New York a flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said
"I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

"I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
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How simple Life is...trust in the LORD...or not

do unto others

[kiwi]

That was funny
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"the death of one is a tragedy, but the death of millions is just a statistic"--josef stalin


"there is nothing to be gained by second gessing youreself . leave the past or you risk being left behind " -- Vala Mal Doran

[petri68]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . ..

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.
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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

[kiwi]

Connect the Dots for blondes ---> . .
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"the death of one is a tragedy, but the death of millions is just a statistic"--josef stalin


"there is nothing to be gained by second gessing youreself . leave the past or you risk being left behind " -- Vala Mal Doran

[Sendal]

In stargate I am aware of only one main character representing Blondes. I refer you to petri's avatar.


[edit] it was carter when I wrote this [\edit]

[bearock2]

KIWI....that's a classic

very very FUNNY!!!

for PETRI.....damn cornflakes...ha ha ha

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't!

So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"

At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you

but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."


in fact...you got me to start a new thread on here...
fridays/jokes
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How simple Life is...trust in the LORD...or not

do unto others

[kiwi]

nicely done
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"the death of one is a tragedy, but the death of millions is just a statistic"--josef stalin


"there is nothing to be gained by second gessing youreself . leave the past or you risk being left behind " -- Vala Mal Doran

[bearock2]

only 55 seeds..it's early still
BUT HERE IT IS STARGATERS!!!!


http://search.utorrent.com/search.php?q=stargate%20atlantis&e=http%3a%2f%2fwww.mininova.org%2fsearch%2f%3futorrent%26search%3d&u=1
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How simple Life is...trust in the LORD...or not

do unto others

[wkw427]

where...?
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Ego Sum Deus Quo Malum Caligo et Barathum

[bearock2]

[Maskell]

Thanks for the links!

Its just gone 7am here, and im already hunting for it on stage6 nice and early!

[bearock2]

[Maskell]

Thanks, but just before I read this thread I checked the atlantis thread and there is a stage6 link in there

[narshil]

i got dl links now

[Cathara]

for those who can't watch stage 6 and is too lazy to download torrentbytes or whatever:

part 1: http://tvliveshows.com/ru.php?id=v236834a62c
part 2: http://tvliveshows.com/ru.php?id=v236837a672

although the quality is un-fabulous
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Vala: And as your mother, you will listen to me, young lady. There will be no leading of these ships and armies on a mass-murdering crusade. Or else.

[bearock2]

[Cathara]

No .. but you gotta have this program thingy or whatever.. atleast thats what my computer said.. and whenever i try to get it, my computer gets cracked up.. That's a technical term
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Vala: And as your mother, you will listen to me, young lady. There will be no leading of these ships and armies on a mass-murdering crusade. Or else.

[bearock2]